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She Rebuilt Her Fallen Country With Storage Space
by White peach sweet porridge
While enjoying the favor of a handsome man, she learned that her country was ruined and her family was destroyed. What should a fallen princess do?Xiang Ying says, of course, she should use space to her advantage, empty the palace, and leave nothing for the enemy army!As the captain of a post-apocalyptic infrastructure team, she was thrown into a book by an explosion.The enemy army entered the palace, famine was impending, and she was encircled as a prisoner of war, taking care of three children…
The Full-Leveled Healer Transmigrates to a Real and Fake Rich Daughter Story
by Sky Cold
# DECEPTION # FAMILYDISPUTE # DIVINE HEALERGu Yanfei was reborn. In her last life, it was only after her death that she realized she was the real daughter in a story about a real and a fake rich daughter. She was supposed to be the daughter of a nobleman, but someone switched her with another child at birth and left her leading a wretched life — a cannon fodder from start to finish. The female lead was the fake rich daughter, but she was also blessed with good fortune and the affection of the Gu…
A Military Doctor Became a Stepmom in Ancient Times
by Mountain Springs
Ning Yue was a military doctor and a special forces soldier. During a mission to rescue hostages, she died from a bomb explosion. Ning Yue thought she was dead, but when she opened her eyes, she had become a woman in ancient times with the same name but a different surname. This woman’s father was a general, but she lived in the Ning Family Village and was raised by her adoptive parents for more than ten years. A year ago, the people from the general’s residence found her and brought her back. H…
The Yun Family's Ninth Child is an Imp!
by Shui Qingzhu
Yun Jiu was an ace special agent, but after escaping from her organization, she ended up transmigrating into the body of a girl called Yun Chujiu. And she was... the weirdest girl in Ye City...Useless, ugly, trash who can't cultivate, ungrateful wretch who backstabbed her adopted family for the enemy family. But excuse me, I'm ugly?! I'll turn into a butterfly and blind all of you with my beauty!I'm TRASH?! I have celestial lightning in my hands! I'll roast all of you to a crisp!I'll walk across…
Villain : Conquest
by Lone_Raut_
Author: Lone RautSynopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds):Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act. Instead of sweet oblivion, I wo…
I Am The Heroine's Father: The Cannon Fodder's Ascent
by Puffin_lore
I am going to die.That’s how the game goes.The less I know, the better—a hardcore otome game where the tragic villain, Johan Von Matilda, is fated to fall by his own daughter’s sword.A mere stepping stone for the protagonist to win the main heroine’s heart.And now? I’m him.“…Are you kidding me? I won’t let my daughter become a simp with no personality!”The problem is, I am just a healer with money and influence; my daughter hates me and is obsessed with him.The protagonist is obviously the one w…
Journey to the West: I have Nine Golden Crows Inside Me
by Poor Slacker
Below the nine setting suns lies the remains of the Golden Crows.By chance, a young man arrives in the world of Journey to the West, attaining enlightenment using the bodies of nine Golden Crows, leading to a different journey.Summary for this book: "Living in the Journey to the West, I started off by roasting nine Golden Crows."Yet another summary is, "My days of collecting bodies in the Journey to the West. When it comes to body collection, no one's better than me. Three hundred years of profe…
Rhyming Poems
by 09GreekFreak
These are some poems, or rhymes, that I have written in my free time. I hope you enjoy.
Roast to Power
by laosan_li
Lin Xuan was just an ordinary guy—until he awakened the Roasting System, a unique ability that allows him to grow stronger through verbal combat. Every time he delivers a high-quality roast, he gains experience, unlocks new abilities, and even enhances his physical strength. From humiliating arrogant school bullies to out-debating top scholars, Lin Xuan quickly rises through the ranks, earning both admiration and enemies.But words alone aren’t enough. As his reputation grows, so does the danger.…
"When the Roasts Reach Immortality"
by TheJadeDynasty
“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.”Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice.His social circle? Non-existent.His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves.Then it happened—A blackout.A glitch.A glowing loading screen.And boom.Yulong wakes up in a world where …
Written In Rhymes
by serendipitynoona
I write down every single thought because I'm bad at explaining what's going on inside my head.
Rhyme of the Stars
by Astral76
Did you ever wish life had dealt you better cards? That you were born rich and famous? That you could achieve every dream? Well it seems not everyone is destined to be a shine bright but rather shoot across the sky. In a world where magic and monsters coexist, a young man named Zephyr finds himself reborn into a realm unlike any he has ever known. Awakening in an abandoned neighborhood and almost being killed by a monster spider woman, let Zephyr know he wasn’t only younger but also in a new wor…
Roasts Collection: T hug Gurrs mostly lol
by Eion_Musk
this is not for the sensitive Susie's of the world okay this is a get real and it's about to get completely real and reel because right now I'm just shocked at the amount of stupid that surrounds me
Forgotten Rhymes
by Josephine_Qiara
I am not sure that I had a true moment of realisation when it comes to being gay; it is just something I have always been. I assumed that what I felt for certain girls was just what every other girl felt for her special friends...live the best life I can – to be brave, to be bright, to be happy. I am proud of everything I have achieved and where I am now
Transmigrated In A Beast World: I Just Want To Build My Kingdom, Not Mate
by ACEE
After an accident, the interning surgeon, Qiao Mo, transmigrated to the beastmen world and was forcefully brought back to the tribe by a huge, snow-white wolf! What? The wild beasts in this world can take human form, and the beastmen are all muscular and extraordinarily handsome? Moreover, this was a matriarchal society where the females were allowed to have multiple male partners? The handsome and burly wolfman gave her two choices. First, become his mate and give birth to his cubs. Second, res…